Euphemisms
If you are also blessed with a dirty mind, click here for limitless amusement. For those of you who don't know, euphemisms are less-offensive substitutions for expressions that may come across as distasteful. For example, rather than saying "This is not an appropriate place for, well, fucking." you could say "This is not an appropriate place for riding the forbidden nether microphone." Try popping these into everyday speech so you can pick up on those with dirty minds among you.
Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwiches
Kyle Addy was in my third grade class. He brought a peanut butter and pickle sandwich for lunch every day, and every day the other kids made fun of him. Although I would never dream of eating one in public, I secretly shared his love for the little concoctions. My aunt had been force feeding them to me for as long as I could remember, although forced really isn't an applicable word to describe how amazing those two condiments taste together. Once I hit about eighth grade, I realized it was kind of cool to eat weird things, so I started at my best friend's house and worked my way up to the lunch table at school. Now I'm proud to announce my undying adoration for the peanut butter and pickle sandwich. Why should you try one? Because my (rough) statistics show that 3 out of every 4 friends that tried it, liked it, and half of those are still loyally eating them today. The numbers don't lie, it's worth a try.
Really excited about that rhyming....
